That awkward moment when…

You’re pregnant and your fiance asks to “milk you”.
Lol
THE FUCK YOU TRYNNA SAY
YOU TRYNNA CALL ME A COW?
YOU TRYNNA CALL ME FAT?!
But you know he is just wants to grab your “new” boobs. Lmfao.

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Fuuuuu;

Glucose test tomorrow morning ._.

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selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche, via cravings)

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The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back. Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: ultrafacts, via everything--naturally)

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astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

(via africandad)

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This may seem gross to you;

but I really really just need to poop.
I literally have done nothing but poop little pebbles for the last few days, maybe week and it’s getting uncomfortable. I FINALLY found my list of medicines Ok’d by my obgyn as “baby-safe” and went with Milk of Magnesia and took some and am now just waiting until it works. Ugh. Please work.

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